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I cannot believe this!!!
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hampo69
chrislanz
holty2
jayjay23
bigsamsarmyusa
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I cannot believe this!!!
I was walking down the two steps that lead from my back door to the patio, misstepped and slipped and broken my left bloody ankle!
Went down so fast and hard that I also bruised my hip bone and left shoulder and jarred my right knee.
Went down so fast and hard that I also bruised my hip bone and left shoulder and jarred my right knee.
bigsamsarmyusa- Captain of the team
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Re: I cannot believe this!!!
unlucky, looks like youll be out until at least new year.
jayjay23- Star Player
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Re: I cannot believe this!!!
Alcohol of choice, wine, beer, vodka.
MMmmm .
MMmmm .
holty2- Squaddi
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Re: I cannot believe this!!!
Wendy, put your foot up love, glass of wine,
now write a book ???................easy.
get well soon......
now write a book ???................easy.
get well soon......
chrislanz- Squaddi
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Re: I cannot believe this!!!
Ta, Lads.
Wish I could have blamed alcohol but I was stone sober. However, there's no reason not to imbibe while I'm off work the next few days.
Wish I could have blamed alcohol but I was stone sober. However, there's no reason not to imbibe while I'm off work the next few days.
bigsamsarmyusa- Captain of the team
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That's the problem with you elderly folks, you're just so fragile.
I'm going to send you a big ball of cotton wool to wrap yourself in to protect you from any further mishaps of this sort.
I seriously wish you a speedy recovery.
What you need now, is a good mesageboard to post on.
I'm going to send you a big ball of cotton wool to wrap yourself in to protect you from any further mishaps of this sort.
I seriously wish you a speedy recovery.
What you need now, is a good mesageboard to post on.
hampo69- Squaddi
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Hi WENDY, I hope you are mobile again soon.
I have resisted any silly comments .
I have resisted any silly comments .
BUNBURY- Squaddi
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You've spent most of your life on your back Wendy so you'll be used to a few more days...
That wasn't me I was just covering Bun being a lazy get.
That wasn't me I was just covering Bun being a lazy get.
breezeblock- Captain of the team
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Thanks.
BUNBURY- Squaddi
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Bun, you know Howard...every Mr. Considerate.
I am a woman, I was on my feet the next day! How else do I run errands, clean house and feed everyone???
I went in for a follow-up yesterday and they've removed the hard cast and replaced it with a brace that weighs a good deal less and is much easier to get around with.
Thankfully, it is my left ankle, so no problems with driving.
The doctor put me on a sick note through Nov. 30. My boss didn't sound well pleased that I'd be off till Dec. 1 though.
I'll try and take the opportunity to do all my Christmas shopping, which honestly shouldn't be hard since:
1. I usually shop online nowadays, and
2. I am broke between doctor visits and Rx's and the economy.
I am a woman, I was on my feet the next day! How else do I run errands, clean house and feed everyone???
I went in for a follow-up yesterday and they've removed the hard cast and replaced it with a brace that weighs a good deal less and is much easier to get around with.
Thankfully, it is my left ankle, so no problems with driving.
The doctor put me on a sick note through Nov. 30. My boss didn't sound well pleased that I'd be off till Dec. 1 though.
I'll try and take the opportunity to do all my Christmas shopping, which honestly shouldn't be hard since:
1. I usually shop online nowadays, and
2. I am broke between doctor visits and Rx's and the economy.
bigsamsarmyusa- Captain of the team
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People don't realise that BREEZE is a caring sensitive person.
I bet he is out now, pounding the streets of SALFORD collecting for Children in Need.
People laugh at him in his pink tutu, but he doesn't care if he can raise a few pounds for some deserving cherubs.
I bet he is out now, pounding the streets of SALFORD collecting for Children in Need.
People laugh at him in his pink tutu, but he doesn't care if he can raise a few pounds for some deserving cherubs.
BUNBURY- Squaddi
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I need a new pink tutu this year, my old one barely covers my low hanging sack...the nice CPSO said I was on my last warning last year.
We'll see...
We'll see...
breezeblock- Captain of the team
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What, your a postman now!
BUNBURY- Squaddi
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No, I'm just terribly lazy...ah, I see why you made that conclusion.
breezeblock- Captain of the team
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Breeze, you are giving me images I DON'T want. Keep your saggy sack to yourself thank you very much.
bigsamsarmyusa- Captain of the team
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My ballsack looks like Mother Teresa's face whilst having a dump.
There, work with that image...enjoy your breakfast.
There, work with that image...enjoy your breakfast.
breezeblock- Captain of the team
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FFS, Ive just covered the Monitor and keyboard with a gob full of tea when I read that.
denn- Reserve
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At least yours was tea, Denn.
Mine was tea and vomit and I managed to piss myself at the same time...literally!
Mine was tea and vomit and I managed to piss myself at the same time...literally!
bigsamsarmyusa- Captain of the team
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Re: I cannot believe this!!!
That's what happens when you get old Wendy !!
pthorpe- Squaddi
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Re: I cannot believe this!!!
You can get special pads.
I've seen the adverts on TV.
I've seen the adverts on TV.
BUNBURY- Squaddi
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Re: I cannot believe this!!!
BUNBURY wrote:You can get special pads.
I think they're called sheltered accommodation units, Bun.
breezeblock- Captain of the team
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LOL
VERY GOOD.
VERY GOOD.
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