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Post by breezeblock on Mon Dec 28, 2009 4:19 pm

What's the deal with this? In toilets there is often five hand basins and only two hand driers. The ratio is normally 5:2.

So let's get this right, they want people to allow five people to wash their hands in the full knowledge that three of them will have to queue to dry them.

Next time you're in a toilet just check and you'll see...5:2, sometimes even 6:2. You'll have to check for me because the judge says I'm not allowed in there any more.
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Post by bigsamsarmyusa on Mon Dec 28, 2009 7:21 pm

Like men wash their hands!
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Post by bigsamsarmyusa on Mon Dec 28, 2009 7:23 pm

You are correct, however, even in women's toilets there are 5 stalls, 5 sinks and 2 hand/air blowers or 2 paper towell dispensers!

Oh, and there is usually only one trash can to throw the paper towells into, hence it is usually overflowing.
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Post by breezeblock on Tue Dec 29, 2009 3:44 am

Tony fucking Blair.
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Post by mangler on Tue Dec 29, 2009 4:58 am

They're handwash basins???

I just thought they were spare urinals in case of overcrowding!!

I had to read your post a couple of times before I knew what you were on about. It's funny, but no-one has ever batted an eyelid when I've 'been' at the Reebok.
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Post by breezeblock on Tue Dec 29, 2009 5:05 am

The worst place is at the Manchester Academy but only for certain gigs. If you're there watching some unsigned band then the place is full of students who can barely point their needle dicks at the porcelain let alone wash their hands afterwards. But if there's some old duffers about like The Hamsters or Wishbone Ash the place is full of middle aged cholesterol storage units like me who do actually wash their hands. At the Academy 1 the ratio is something like 12:1 so when it's full of the kidney-stone waiting list there is a giant queue waiting for the driers...so it does happen.

This is fucking serious...will people start taking me seriously.


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Post by mangler on Tue Dec 29, 2009 5:06 am

Just email Phil Gartside.
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Post by chrislanz on Tue Dec 29, 2009 6:12 am

And another thing, what's with them knob shaped coat hangers,

( normaly at eye level) and when you hang your coat, hey fekin presto, it falls on the floor!!! and the knob shaped hangers gone....

That bitch THATCHER...............

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Post by holty2 on Tue Dec 29, 2009 6:32 am

Just been to the hollywood bowl with the kids, 4 piss stones,4 hand basins and only 2 driers,I did not even need the loo I just felt strangely compelled to check it out after reading Breeze's post this morning.
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Post by breezeblock on Tue Dec 29, 2009 6:45 am

Just think of how many piss-riddled fingers have been placed in each of those bowling balls...
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Post by mangler on Tue Dec 29, 2009 7:00 am

I didn't know that their kitchen staff got to use the bowling facilities too.
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Post by breezeblock on Tue Dec 29, 2009 7:05 am

Have you ever eaten at a Hollywood Bowl? It just proves that there are morons out there who can't even use a fucking microwave properly. And talking about ratios, how come they have have one member of staff for every 3,000 customers?
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