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Post by bigsamsarmyusa on Wed Nov 11, 2009 8:36 pm

I was walking down the two steps that lead from my back door to the patio, misstepped and slipped and broken my left bloody ankle! I cannot believe this!!! Icon_eek

Went down so fast and hard that I also bruised my hip bone and left shoulder and jarred my right knee. I cannot believe this!!! Icon_sad
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Post by jayjay23 on Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:45 am

unlucky, looks like youll be out until at least new year.

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Post by holty2 on Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:36 am

Alcohol of choice, wine, beer, vodka.
MMmmm .
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Post by chrislanz on Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:27 am

Wendy, put your foot up love, glass of wine,

now write a book ???................easy.


get well soon......

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Post by bigsamsarmyusa on Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:47 pm

Ta, Lads.

Wish I could have blamed alcohol but I was stone sober. However, there's no reason not to imbibe while I'm off work the next few days. I cannot believe this!!! Icon_smile
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Post by hampo69 on Sat Nov 14, 2009 3:24 am

That's the problem with you elderly folks, you're just so fragile.
I'm going to send you a big ball of cotton wool to wrap yourself in to protect you from any further mishaps of this sort.

I seriously wish you a speedy recovery.

What you need now, is a good mesageboard to post on.
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Post by BUNBURY on Wed Nov 18, 2009 7:40 am

Hi WENDY, I hope you are mobile again soon.

I have resisted any silly comments .
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Post by breezeblock on Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:14 pm

You've spent most of your life on your back Wendy so you'll be used to a few more days...

That wasn't me I was just covering Bun being a lazy get.
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Post by BUNBURY on Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:41 pm

Thanks.
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Post by bigsamsarmyusa on Wed Nov 18, 2009 6:37 pm

Bun, you know Howard...every Mr. Considerate. I cannot believe this!!! Icon_rolleyes

I am a woman, I was on my feet the next day! How else do I run errands, clean house and feed everyone??? I cannot believe this!!! Icon_queen

I went in for a follow-up yesterday and they've removed the hard cast and replaced it with a brace that weighs a good deal less and is much easier to get around with.

Thankfully, it is my left ankle, so no problems with driving.

The doctor put me on a sick note through Nov. 30. My boss didn't sound well pleased that I'd be off till Dec. 1 though. I cannot believe this!!! Icon_scratch

I'll try and take the opportunity to do all my Christmas shopping, which honestly shouldn't be hard since:

1. I usually shop online nowadays, and
2. I am broke between doctor visits and Rx's and the economy. I cannot believe this!!! Affraid
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Post by BUNBURY on Thu Nov 19, 2009 9:44 am

People don't realise that BREEZE is a caring sensitive person.

I bet he is out now, pounding the streets of SALFORD collecting for Children in Need.

People laugh at him in his pink tutu, but he doesn't care if he can raise a few pounds for some deserving cherubs.
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Post by breezeblock on Thu Nov 19, 2009 9:49 am

I need a new pink tutu this year, my old one barely covers my low hanging sack...the nice CPSO said I was on my last warning last year.

We'll see...
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Post by BUNBURY on Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:29 pm

What, your a postman now!
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Post by breezeblock on Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:47 pm

No, I'm just terribly lazy...ah, I see why you made that conclusion.
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Post by bigsamsarmyusa on Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:32 pm

Breeze, you are giving me images I DON'T want. Keep your saggy sack to yourself thank you very much.
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Post by breezeblock on Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:41 am

My ballsack looks like Mother Teresa's face whilst having a dump.

There, work with that image...enjoy your breakfast.
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Post by denn on Fri Nov 20, 2009 12:28 pm

FFS, Ive just covered the Monitor and keyboard with a gob full of tea when I read that.
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Post by bigsamsarmyusa on Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:25 pm

At least yours was tea, Denn.

Mine was tea and vomit and I managed to piss myself at the same time...literally! I cannot believe this!!! Icon_eek I cannot believe this!!! Icon_wink
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Post by pthorpe on Fri Nov 20, 2009 6:47 pm

That's what happens when you get old Wendy !!

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Post by BUNBURY on Sat Nov 21, 2009 10:29 am

You can get special pads.

I've seen the adverts on TV.
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Post by breezeblock on Sat Nov 21, 2009 11:21 am

BUNBURY wrote:You can get special pads.

I think they're called sheltered accommodation units, Bun.
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Post by BUNBURY on Sat Nov 21, 2009 12:27 pm

LOL

VERY GOOD.
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