Re: I guess many will leave?

by josh8 Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:25 pm

Big_Sharps wrote:
josh8 wrote:so come on.... your dying to tell us.... has he topped himself... he looked on the verge the other day....?

i dont understand your obsession with burnden aces , im only here because im bored and im far from being one of sluffys faves so im hardly here to defend him.

I'm not obsessed.... just a little on the defensive ..... not your fault really.. just still a little pissed off with that slimball sluffbag....!
you just copped for it because you've come over from ba.... so I'll apologise for being a cock....!

by Big_Sharps Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:26 pm

breezeblock wrote:Midget handjobs have of course been illegal for many years for two obvious health and safety reasons:

Firstly, drowning hazard.

Secondly, potential poisoning from excessive salt intake.

Not to mention how dangerous it would be , midgets are extremely dangerous and unpredictable.

by josh8 Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:27 pm

I thought it was midget blowjobs that were illegal.... and handjobs common place....?

by breezeblock Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:31 pm

No Sharps, that's Dwarves...they're not unionist like midgets.

Remember these helpful sayings:

D...Dwarf, D...DANGEROUS

M...Midget, M...Mmmm.

by Big_Sharps Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:35 pm

breezeblock wrote:No Sharps, that's Dwarves...they're not unionist like midgets.

Remember these helpful sayings:

D...Dwarf, D...DANGEROUS

M...Midget, M...Mmmm.

Could that be sent to me on cd as a reminder

by breezeblock Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:42 pm

Oh, fucking great...go and ruin the surprise of your Xmas present then. Bloody weeks I spent sorting that out and for what? Fuck all, that's what...thankfully you'll never guess I've also bought you a turd-polisher and a bottle of vanilla scented rimming gel.

by Big_Sharps Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:45 pm

breezeblock wrote:Oh, fucking great...go and ruin the surprise of your Xmas present then. Bloody weeks I spent sorting that out and for what? Fuck all, that's what...thankfully you'll never guess I've also bought you a turd-polisher and a bottle of vanilla scented rimming gel.

Why have you cummed on david cameron anyway , i thought you hate him.

by breezeblock Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:47 pm

It was when I was wrapping that rimming gel, I got carried away.

By the way, the vanilla scented rimming gel is technically slightly-used.

by tim_rigby Wed Dec 02, 2009 7:33 pm

Welcome sharps have you finally seen sluffy for the twat he is and Burnden Bitches for the sort of shit hole it is?

by chrislanz Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:29 am

i thought B.A. was ok until they started baning posters. oh!! and that fella vanessa, w.t.f. is his problem.......

by tim_rigby Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:59 am

I think in fairness as he or she transitions from he or she to be well he or she, just a not very good one who everyone can tell at twenty paces that that is not their real gender we should just show a little patience and compassion, oh sod it lets just ridicule the tranny bastard.

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